In Which the Lion Reveals his True Parentage

PART FIVE:

COWARDLY LIONCan I please tag along with you in the woods? It’s scary in there.
DOROTHYWhy of course you can… Wait a minute… You shouldn’t be scared of anything.
COWARDLY LIONAre you kidding? There are lions and tigers and bears in there!
DOROTHYBut… aren’t you a lion?
COWARDLY LIONNo I’m a cowardly lion. My mother was a lion but my father was a chicken.
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In Which Dorothy Gets a Bit of Colour in Her Cheeks

Part Three

DOROTHYWhat is this place? Wait… it looks just like Oz!
TOTOThe place with man-eating sharks and killer spiders?
DOROTHYNo not Australia, Toto. ‘Oz’, as in ‘The Wizard of Oz’.
TOTOYou mean the place with flying monkeys and evil witches?
DOROTHYYes. We’re much safer here.
TOTOAnd I have to say, it’s doing wonders for your complexion, Dorothy.
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