In Which Scarecrow Reveals He is Terrible at Maths

Part Four

SCARECROWHi there, little girl and her dog. I see you’re heading down the Yellow Brick Road?
DOROTHYHello Mr Straw Man. Yes, we’re off to the Turner Centre to see the Wizard of Oz.
SCARECROWOh, I really want to see that show, and so do my young crow friends.
DOROTHYThey have Family Tickets, you know. How many crow friends do you have?
SCARECROW(Thinks)
Twelvety fiveteen and a halven
DOROTHY(Momentarily confused)
I tell you what, we’ll work it out when we get there.
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